No Im not Irish... yes I love to drink... but that is not why I love St. Paddys.  I love it because I have NEVER had a bad one.  I have had shitty birthdays, new years, kwanzas, earth days, feast of st anthony's, etc... But never a bad St Paddys.  At least none that i can remember :)  So this year was no exception.

Here are my tweets from the evening http://twitter.com/happywakko - and I will annotate

per usual on this day I will be disconnecting my tweets from my facebook - if you want to follow the action you know where ill be posting

I do this since i never know exactly what i will tweet after 12 drinks in :)  and that saves people from getting to know more than they need to on Facebook

Off to the black rose!

The black rose is my favorite irish bar in boston (near fanuel hall).  Also one of the only bars in town I have not been kicked out of.  I have been shut off but they let me stay to enjoy the live traditional irish music.  One of the only places that have this all the time.

Free burrito day at bocolo!!!  Can today get any better and we haven't started drinking!  

So how freakin cool is a free burrito on st paddys? I mean, free haggis I get but mexican (but this will be a recurring theme later)

http://twitpic.com/196oes We have arrived. 1st guiness is the best!

Turns out after 2 guiness i was done with that... just not in a beer mood... its not my forte anyway

Ok - sweet caroline - we are in boston. It was bound to happen :)

Yes... and everyone has some clever line to throw in the ba-ba-bum part  "fuck-ing-whore" "fat-n-bald" "

http://twitpic.com/1977vs @jennyhoney good choices?? Wdyt? :)

A friedn who told me i need to make good choices on this night and take pics. nuff said :)

U2 time - really that is expected...

This really chaps my ass... I like U2 but once a band starts is just doesnt stop.  the good news is that there was a band up and down stairs both with traditional drinking music, so that worked out perfect.

http://twitpic.com/197kjk Ooops. They accidnetally brought me two drinks :) yeah. I'm workin it tonight baby!

this was funny too... all night we were getting drinks for free, accidental extras, pay for only one... my friend was really rocking the barstaff :) she is hot!

@JennyHoney great. You can help @rexsan find some caulk from the nail guy!!!!  You so have to be here!!

Too funny... joke is that i tweeted about 500 tweets ago about being at home depot and hearing some guy ask where the caulk was.  I laughed hard enough to pee a little.  that got me thinking.. how the hell do you ask for caulk without sounding hilarious?  "where is your caulk?" "can you show me your caulk" "I need caulk. where can i find it?" "where do you put your caulk".  Then rexsan (the hottie gettin us free drinks) says "cmon, I would just go over to the nail guy and ask...." at which point i nearly spit out my drink along with our other friend.  God that was so funny.

@JennyHoney or panties!!!

hmmmm.... not sure... i do like panties though :)

Lost track of number of drinks. Going to secondary measurements of facial numbness :) lips, tongue, and ear cartillige. So far.

This is typical for me... normally my lips numb first... then my tongue... not sure about the ears though... i must have been pretty F*d up

Wild rover!!!!! No ney never!!!!

Both rexsan and I wanted them to play this tune and said "they havent played no neigh never yet" then taht was the very next song!  we should have wished for money/

http://twitpic.com/1985bk Oh yeah. That is a fucking mariachi band my AZ friends!!!!  LMAO.

continuing where the burrito left off... really... i couldnt believe it.  i went downstairs, saw the mariachi, and went upstairs and told... everyone... really.. strangers, jacked guys that couldnt lower their arms, fishnet stocking wearing 60yr olds.  they would say "a what band" and i wouls say mariachi, you know, and then I would prented to have a trumpet in my hand and do the mexican hat dance song.

Talking with real irish people.....from Ireland and shit,!!!!!

thses two were nuts... crazy... a couple from ireland that was ordering Irish Champagne = Magners.  Its a cider and it didnt stop coming to the table.  so many bottles.  my cup was never empty so I had no clue how much i drank.

It was soon after this that my I noticed my buddy was being escorted out of the bar.  they dont like it when you nap at the table. so i went out iwth him (made sure to get my hand stamped).  then i sat him on a bench outside and started to see if he was oK when i noticed pizza... mmmm i was so hungry.  so i left him on the bench to get pizza.  then returned and propped him up.  rubbed his back while i ate my pizza.  then he threw up - a lot!!! people were looking since it was still pretty early.  i said he was OK and to just walk around.  then i put him in a cab and said good night :)  I still had plenty of drinking to do :)

Irish line dancing now!!!

i just recall girls that looked wayyyyyy to young to be in a bar, dancing and passing a can around to collect money. Im sure i put a 20 in there :)

Irish people are less fucked up than me on st paddys. Wow. I'm really fucked up :)

i dont recall tweeting this at all... and the spelling is right on, so i cant trust it was me

Done for the night :) great time :)

the truth is that at this point we went to the north end for cafe vittoria for some coffee and something.. dont remember what :)  then we returned to my buddies place... the one i sent home in the cab.  good thing he left his front door wide open :)

So another amazing St Paddy's day!  it was just perfect and i wasnt even that fucked up at work the next day :)  I am already looking forward to next year :)